MY GREAT JOKES PAGE

MY GREAT JOKES PAGE

Here are a few short lines

If your parents didn't have any kids, there's a fair chance you wont have any.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal illness. I'm immune.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

When my Grandmother was 60, she started walking 6 miles a day. Now she's 97 and no one knows where she is.

Tongue twisters

Any noise annoys an oyster. But any noisey noise annoys an oyster more.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

If you notice this notice, you will notice this notice is not worth noticing

Pick ups

Look at that. Your wing's broken.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

Your legs must be pritty tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

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